eHarmony Video Bio

Okay, so this is obviously a fake, but it's still pretty good. Having become the mother of my own little cat a couple weeks ago - Atari, a long-haired black cat - I can completely understand her love of cats, and would love to give all the little kittens a home. However, I do differ from her in that I don't really want to become a crazy cat lady, and what on earth is she talking about with the bow ties and rainbows bit?